Now here's a section for the rest of your problems or queries, the miscellaneous of stress I like to call it. It can range from you having found a strange growth on your arse to what to wear for a first date...ask away!!!



Problem 1. Mutton dressed as lamb

Q. Dearest Miss Loveshoot,
                                      I'm 18 years old and I've been secretly seeing a women twice my age for the past few Months. I care about her a great deal and just last week she told me she'd fallen in love with me. Now things are getting serious and she's even discussed the possibility of me moving in with her. To be truthful I don't know if I'm ready to introduce her to my friends and family..I'm a little embarrassed about her being older than me...how do I go about telling her with out hurting her feelings?

A. I used to see a guy who was old enough to be my dad and sometimes you can feel embarrassed...although I was embarrassed cos he was an ugly git (what? I was young and naive...and he had a car!!!) You need to ask yourself do you care enough about this woman to want to be with her publicly...cos if you don't then you shouldn't be seeing her at all. If you won't go public..end it all together in a nice way..something about you're not ready for commitment...or the famous one..it's not her ..it's you.
But I have to say I'm shocked...I thought it was cool for blokes to pull older women...there we go, we'll have a survey. Let me know if you think it's cool for fellas to cop of with grannies!!

Problem 2. Birth mark

Q. Hi Foxy,
                  I recently met this man and I'm thinking about inviting him round to mine one night. The thing is I have this huge unsightly birthmark on the top of my thigh and I'm a little insecure about the way he'll react when he sees it. I don't want to put him off but how can I cover it when we're obviously going to be naked at some point?

A. My question to you is are you sure you want to sleep with a man who you presume to be so shallow that he would be put off by a birthmark?
However it's up to you who you screw. There is always the option of wearing some dark open crotch tights and a short skirt. That way you can keep giving him naughty glimpses until he's gagging for it that much that he ends up fucking you with your clothes on. And if he does take the skirt off, the darkness of the tights will hide your birthmark.

Problem 3. It's our born right

Q. Why are women so f**king loony?

A. Quite a wide question there, but probably one that men ask themselves everyday, along with others such as Why do women want men to take care of them, open doors, pay for them and then go on and on about equal rights? Why do women say 'do you prefer the red or the blue one', to which men reply 'the blue' only for the woman to yell 'what's wrong with the red one!' and then proceed to lock themselves in the bathroom and refuse to come out for the rest of the evening. Unfortunately I don't know the answer to this one...if I did I'd be a bloody billionaire and you could bet I wouldn't be trying to answer all your questions!!!!