My favourite of all the topics cos they're usually the funniest and most embarrassing problems. But I also happen to be a bit of an expert on this subject so feel free to tell me anything from the smallest to the most bizarre of problems.

Problem 1. Does size matter?

Q. Hello Miss Foxy,
                               Yes it's the age old question...just wanted an opinion from a bird who's...well a bit of a blunt bitch really. I'm not exactly well endowed in that area, but my girlfriend and previous girls have never complained. Are they just being polite or can a woman be satisfied without a huge dick?

A. Blunt bitch...I like it!!! There are two types of women...those who like thick cocks...and those who like long thick cocks :0). No seriously it does depend on the individual. I know several ladies who need a size medium/large to be satisfied, whereas myself and the other half of my friends can cope with a size small/medium as long as it is used well and we are stimulated at the same time. We do have some excellent extenders if you're that concerned but I wouldn't worry about your little pecker..I mean like you say, all the women you've had were well satisfyed...and it's not like women can fake orgasms or anything.....

Problem 2. If you want something doing right...

Q. Hi Foxy,
              My problem is a little odd. I know I can reach orgasm as I masturbate regularly, unfortunately I can't seem to reach climax whilst with my boyfriend. A few people have told me that this is common but that doesn't really help the situation does it. Any solutions to the problem would be greatly appreciated.

A. Reaching orgasm with a man can be difficult for a women, and it's not necessarily the blokes fault. The majority of women need to relax and fantasize to help us climax which is fine when you're on your own, but when you're trying to please a guy at the same time it can be quite difficult. We try and moan and groan to show we're enjoying ourselves which often puts us off actually having an orgasm. Tell your man that you may appear slightly selfish when he's stimulating you..I recommend oral...but that you just need to be mellow and relaxed to make it easier. You could also watch some porn, so instead of struggling to imagine your fantasies, you can watch someone else's to help turn you on more.

Problem 3. Strangling the chicken

Q. Easy Miss Loveshoot,
                                       I'm a good boy, I've never cheated on my girlfriend but things are lacking in the bedroom department at the moment so Mrs. palm and her five daughters have been offering me some relief a lot lately. Unfortunately I got caught out by my girlfriend and she went up the wall ranting and raving about how she obviously wasn't good enough for me and what a selfish bastard I was!! Now she's got the hump on and I don't know what to say to her...to be honest I'm a bit embarrassed.

A. You have nothing to be embarrassed about. And you know damn well she does it too, in the shower and the bath, probably lying next to you when you're asleep too (of course I'd never do anything like that) Just explain how you feel about the sex situation, ask her if she does it too and watch her face drop (he he) then tell her it's better than you shagging around. By the way we have a fantastic range of masturbators you might be interested in!!!