Here's a collection of your problems that have been on the site for a while. I've decided to keep them in my Agony Aunt Archive. I was considering linking all the problems together and making a short story...infact I might do that in the future, title along the lines of 'fucked up fannies, fella's and fetishes' so watch this space. You never know, it could be a best seller!!!

Problem 1: When I'm cleaning windows

Q. Hi Foxy,
               I've recently started fantasizing about other people before and during sex with my boyfriend. But not your normal fantasies about famous people etc.. I'm thinking about squaddies, the post man and even the window cleaner. Am I a freak?

A. It's perfectly normal and healthy to fantasize about other people during sex, quite often your partners probably doing the same. (Although if you were fantasizing about my window cleaner I'd be a bit concerned, he's a bit of a monster!!) Infact it can often stop people from straying due to boredom with the same partner, Although I would recommend that you keep them as fantasies as the actual act can often be a bit of a let down (Speaking from personal experience)

Problem 2. The boredom's kicked in.

Q. Dear Miss foxyloveshoot,
                                            My girlfriend and I have been together for about 7 years and we still get on great. But lately we seem to be more friends than lovers. Basically I think boredom has kicked in and we could do with spicing our love life up. I don't want to scare her by turning up with a suitcase full of sextoys but I wouldn't mind introducing something like that into the bedroom. What do you suggest?

A. Your girlfriend is probably feeling the same way, after seven years of the same activities things can get a little dull. Try introducing new things slowly, for instance some blindfolds and a bottle of edible massage oil to begin with. These are more romantic and so won't scare her. Then as you progress perhaps you could invest in some sexy lingerie or a uniform. Also, by introducing new things slowly and one step at a time you'll keep the excitement there and wont get bored so quickly.

Problem 3: Slack ass

Q. Dear Foxy,
                 I have a new fascination with anal sex, I think it's the dirty rough aspect of it that I like, and my boyfriend isn't complaining either. I'm just a little concerned as to whether there are any effects or risks, for example with my bumhole get too big?

A. It's not likely that your bumhole (I giggle everytime I say that word) will expand intensely through occasional anal sex. But there are more important issues to consider, rough anal sex can cause a rupture of the rectum which can lead to bacterial infections and a great deal of pain. Always use a condom, and use a new one if you go on to have normal intercourse afterwards as infections can be spread to the vagina. I recommend you use a good water based lubricant as well to help prevent a possible rupture. The safer option of course is to get a vibrating and expanding buttplug...hours of fun!!!

Problem 4. How do I tell them?

Q. Hi Foxy,
                I am an openly gay man with everyone except for my parents as they seen to be stuck in a bit of a timewarp. I'm terrified of what they'll think or how they'll react.. However, I am now in a serious relationship with a fantastic man and we have decided to move into together. I have come to terms with the fact that I can't delay telling them any longer, but I was wondering if you could advise me the best way to go about it.

A. I understand this must be very difficult for you but I recommend that you don't go in with a defiant attitude, the whole 'I'm gay, I'm proud and if you don't like it tough' scene might not work too well with your parents. My advice would be to explain to them that you are happy with your life and your sexuality and hope that they can be too. Most parents tend to overreact when they first find out their child is gay, but once the initial shock has worn off the majority tend to be supportive and understanding.

Problem 5: Little boys!!!

Q. Miss Foxyloveshoot,
                               Me and my mates have been having a bit of a discussion about what goes on inside women's heads and we basically all want to know why women fancy men who look like girls, act like girls and groom themselves like girls and then scream with shock when they discover they're gay???

A. Because, my little friend, women like to live in a fantasy world where the majority of men aren't assholes. Unfortunately we live in a world where men look like scruffs, act like scruffs and develop a strange rash when there missus even mentions the word groom. (sorry for sounding like a feminist but you just stereotyped all women and I believe in give and take, you give me shit, you can take some back!!)

Problem 6. Rubbed up the wrong way

Q. Dear Foxy,
                       I recently got in to a conversation about female masturbation with my friends and they all admitted they do it, I just went along with it but the truth is I never have as I don't think I would know where to start. I've been with a couple of guys but I don't think I've ever had an orgasm. So without trying to sound naive, how exactly do you masturbate?

A. Trust me you are not alone, there is quite a high percentage of women out there who are very sexually active and have never had an orgasm, but when you do have one you'll definitely know about it. Unfortunately different people have different tactics from rubbing the clitoris either gently of firmly to using vibrators to stimulate the G-spot and so the trick is finding the method that suits you. Practice makes perfect so get to it, you could have a look at my toy of the month which basically does all the work for you and is bloody good at it too.

Problem 7: Is it the big C????

Q. Dear Miss Foxyloveshoot,
                                       I recently slept with a girl who happens to have a bit of a name for herself. One of my mates told me that she has chlamydia so now I'm a kinda worried. What are the symptoms and is it curable? 

A. Unfortunately with chlamydia alot of people don't get any symptoms, but those who do usually suffer with abnormal discharge or sometimes pain whilst urinating. It is important that you make an appointment with your doctor or nearest GU clinic asap as, although the disease can be easily treated with a course of antibiotics, if not treated the effects of chlamydia can be quite serious. Women can develop pelvic inflammatory disease whilst men suffer with epidydimitus. Both can lead to infertility so I would advise the girl you slept with to get a check up as well.

Problem 8: Premature ejaculation

Q. Dear Miss Foxyloveshoot,
                                      A problem you've probably heard a thousand times but I'm gonna tell you anyway. I happen to have a fantastic fella but unfortunately he suffers with a little medical condition known as premature ejaculation. I've tried the whole 'tell him it's OK and it happens to lot's of men' speech but I'm starting to lose patience. Can you recommend anything?

A. You have a couple of options here that are all going to involve you bringing up the fact that he shoots a little too early.

1: Tell him you suddenly became addicted to oral sex (receiving of course) and give him a few tips. That way you might actually reach orgasm and then you won't care if he comes too early.
2: Invest in a good cock ring and a new toy for you (that way your both trying something new and it won't be as embarrassing for him)
3: (My favourite) tell him you fancy it with the lights out, once under the cover and erect, blast him with some prolonging delay spray and hop on. Once he sees the effects he'll be more than happy to use it in the future.

Problem 9. Stud or muffin?

Q. Hi Foxy,
            My Man is the most gorgeous bloke in the world, and not only that he has a personality to match. But bedroom wise is another story. Do I sack him in for a ugly, miserable love God, or do I quit while I'm ahead and keep him.

A. My God woman, two out of three aint bad, what do you think vibrators are for!!! They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but I have to say I disagree. The majority of people who are shit in bed are so because they either aren't trying hard enough or they don't know any better. You can help a guy who's shit in the sack to improve, unfortunately you can't help an ugly guy get pretty. I'd say keep him. And hey, if things don't get any better you can always keep a male love doll in the cupboard.